Fabian: Thank you residents, for tuning in. Stay safe out there!
Fabian: Is that... are we finished?
Fabian: Oh, thank bull God!
Fabian: Seriously, why the hell am I reporting the weather? Why can't we get a hot chick to do it. I'm way better than this crap!
Fabian: Holy crap, we're still on, aren't we?

Paul: Mom, Stella is freaking out!
Stella: I'm not, shut up Paul!
Stella: Oh crap, did you see that lightening? WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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